“Creep” movie review (spoilers!!)

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NO MOVIE.

I REPEAT.

NO MOVIE.

HAS EVER KICKED MORE CINEMATIC HORROR ASS.

THEN MARK DUPLASS AND PATRICK KACK-BRICE’S  “CREEP.”

Although I’m not sure I’d call it horror. But we’ll get into that. Today I’m going to do a sort of brief review of the movie as far as how it is as a Halloween movie. I fully plan on doing a deep analysis of both of the Creep movies in the future.

You know how some people watch the hit 90’s TV show “Friends” when they need to feel whole and comforted and just like a person? “Creep” is my “Friends.” It gives me faith in the film industry and nourishes my inner artist.

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“I love wolves. Because they love deeply, but they don’t know how to express it, and they’re often very violent and, quite frankly, murder the things that they love, and inside of the wolf is this beautiful heart. And yeah it’s misguided, and yeah occasionally it murders things. And this little wolf was so cute, it reminded me of you, honestly, you know, that moment I scared you in the woods. and it was… there was murder in your eyes, but it was like, it was baby murder, you’re not ready to accept that yet, and I want to encourage you to embrace your inner wolf, so take the wolf and enjoy it, and more importantly, take the knife, and don’t be afraid to murder it, because when you stick a knife in something, and you gut it and you really dig inside, I don’t know man, there’s all this beautiful stuff.”Image result for creep 1 movie

“Creep” is about a man named Aaron (Patrick Kack-Brice) who answers an online Ad requesting a videographer for the day.   The Ad brings him to Josef (Mark Duplass), a man who claims to be shooting a video for his unborn son before he dies of cancer.

The two spend the day doing a variety of things. “Tubby time,” story time, pancake time, an adventure to find the river with the heart rock, whiskey, drugging, escaping, etc. All with an overtone of creepiness (roll credits). There’s a constant feel of awkwardness and unease that follows you throughout your viewing process. It’s hard to explain unless you’re experiencing it.

The first half of the film is the two men’s filming process together- up until Josef uncomfortably continues insisting Aaron stays the night. That is when Aaron slips sleeping pills in his whiskey and tries to escape. He runs into some hiccups, but makes it in the end. The Image result for creep 1 moviesecond half of the film is Aaron documenting the various ways Josef has been stalking him. Sending boxes with knives and stuffed wolves, video diaries, and friendship lockets. Creepy, huh? Aaron makes one dumb move, agrees to meet Josef at a lake, and ends up getting crept (ha!) up on and hit in the back of the head with an ax by Josef. Tragic. We then learn that Josef has been doing this routine for quite awhile, as he adds Aaron’s tape to shelves and shelves of others.

I said earlier that this wasn’t horror. It is indeed horrifying, however. But this is an experiment. And a damn good one, at that. No music in the entire film. A cast of two. The singular camera, found footage style. This was two friends that had an idea, had a vision, and made it happen.

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This is the type of film I aspire to make one day.

It’s refreshing to see movies take such big risks. I talked about this in my last two reviews, I’m talking about it now, and I’ll talk about it again in the future. In case you couldn’t tell, I’ve picked mostly movies I thoroughly enjoy.

I would say that this is an excellent Halloween movie. It’s spooky as hell, creepy as hell, and though it lacks any gore whatsoever (the ax scene is shown from very far away) it contains many lovely jump scares.

 

“Hush” movie review (spoilers!!)

5510942-7301013573-hush0.jpg“I can come in anytime I want. And I can get you, anytime I want. But I’m not going to. Not until it’s time. When you wish you’re dead… that’s when I’ll come inside.”

Now, anyone can mess up a movie. But I think it’s an interesting (and usually beneficial) choice when a film has a small cast, and takes place in one setting, one night or day. Real time movies are easy to mess up, but when done right, they’re absolutely captivating. Take tonight’s movie, “Hush,” for example. The movie is about an hour and a half long, and portrays that time realistically. The location is locked into the sole setting of the protagonist’s house. It’s simple, but risky, and it works.

Mike Flanagan’s “Hush”  follows deaf and mute novelist Maddie (Kate Siegel) as she endures likely the most horrific night of her life.

I’d usually wait until the end to say this, but I feel the need to let you know early on; this movie is terrifying. It uses Maddie’s hearing condition to emphasize that horror and draw the audience into her personal experience, making us all wonder; “what she’s going through is so scary. But can you imagine going through it without being able to hear anything that’s happening around you?” It makes you realize how amazingly valuable a thing she is missing, and how lucky we are (if you’re someone without a hearing condition, of course).

Image result for hush movieOkay, so basically Maddie lives alone in the woods (a great start to any horror movie). The only people around for miles are her neighbors, Sarah (Samantha Sloyan) and John (Michael Trucco). Sarah is a good friend of Maddie, who is teaching her sign language.

The movie opens in a relatable and calming way. Maddie’s cooking something for dinner, Sarah comes over, the house almost catches on fire when they get distracted from the burning food, Sarah leaves to go home. We see the personable and quirky side of the characters. Even in horror movies, it’s important to develop characters and give backstories.

Lately Maddie’s family has been worried about her isolation. Especially her sister, Max (Emilia Graves), who urges her to move back to civilization. However, the wilderness is the only place Maddie can focus on her writing. So she hangs up Facetime and continues her work. What she doesn’t know is that moments earlier, while she was cleaning up after her dinner disaster, Sarah was shoved up against the kitchen glass door and stabbed dozens of times until she fell dead into the arms of her attacker (John Gallagher Jr.). Her screams for help were obviously not heard by Maddie, who had her back to the door.

The fact that if Related imageMaddie could have heard Sarah she could have let her in before she was attacked is chilling. The contrasting images of Sarah dying, loud, panic, violence, and Maddie doing the dishes, the world completely devoid of sound… they work together perfectly. Every detail brings you closer to how Maddie perceives the world.

And the violence is perfect. Nothing to extreme that wouldn’t fit the feel of the movie, but the kind of violence that makes you flinch and cry out; “oh, shit!” Maddie’s hand getting slammed in the door and then stepped on, the alcohol she pours all over her leg wound to clean it, the 1996 Scream-esque stabbings… Good mellow Halloween horror as far as violence goes.

“…he’s got the advantage. He can hear you.” says a hallucinated version of Maddie to the real Maddie, who sits crumpled on the floor in shock after watching the attacker murder her neighbor John from inside. She images several different possibilities.

Run. Hide. Wait.

If she runs, she’ll get caught. Her leg is injured. If she hides or waits, he’ll find her or she’ll bleed out before he does. “So,” her hallucination inquires, “what does that leave?”

“Kill him,” she signs. 

The way the choice scene was laid out was very interesting and clever. Earlier in the film, Maddie discussed her “writer’s brain” with Sarah, explaining that she has voices in her head telling her different stories, all with different endings, and she has to get it out onto paper. In this survival situation, she’s able to lay out her different endings like they were the closing to her novel. Except they all, except one, end with her dying. So she takes control and creates her own ending, like she does with her books.

So unfolds her first attempt at killing him, which fails, and that’s where her hand gets crushed. EASILY the most “ack!!” moment in the film. When he tells her through the door that he’s coming in, she smears her blood on the glass, writing “do it.”

She runs to her computer and writes a quick description of the man, a noteImage result for hush movie to her family, and the words “died fighting.” Then she locks herself in the bathroom and sits waiting with a knife. She obviously ends up killing him in a badass way and the movie ends with a crescendo of triumphant music.

A big problem with the film industry as you get deeper and deeper into horror is violence against women that ends with their silent deaths. No message, no bigger meaning, just pure filth. I’m all for violence in the virtual world. Who am I to comment on someone else’s art form? I don’t know what the director, writer or producer were trying to convey when they put their piece together. But I’m sure my female audience can relate when I say that some horror movies approach towards topics such as rape, sexual violence, and general violence against women feels off. It’s a whole thing. I’m not going to get into it too much right now. But what is refreshing about this movie is (among many other things) its portrayal of an incredibly strong and independent woman who kicks ass despite her disability. Her will to survive and bring herself and her neighbors to justice is admirable, and her lack of hesitation to end the bastard’s life… understandable.

IS IT A GOOD HALLOWEEN MOVIE?

That depends. If you’re trying to be in a spooky mood, I’d suggest something more like the Scream or Halloween franchises. But if you’re more flexible about what constitutes a good Halloween movie, I’d go for it! It’s suspenseful, violent, chilling and captivating.

If you’re looking for more Mike Flanagan movies, check out “Before I Wake” (2016) or “Gerald’s Game” (2017). I believe I’ll be reviewing both of those later!

Peace.

SUPER SCARY HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN EXTRAVAGANZA!!

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Welcome Creeps!

My name is Mooney, and I’m gonna be reviewing movies for y’all!

Usually I’d upload a review of any genre once a week, but this month is oh so special to me. I’m going to be uploading one horror movie review every week of October in celebration of Halloween!

I’ll be judging the movies based on their scare factor (is is scary?)

plot (does it make sense? If it doesn’t, does that help or harm the film?)

deeper meanings (if they apply)

and is it a good Halloween movie?

I’ll see you tomorrow 😉

-Mooney

“The Babadook” movie review (spoilers!!)

da1cb0c53bc048e2aa6404f4c63d8936“If it’s in a word, or it’s in a look, you can’t get rid of the Babadook.”

Jennifer Kent’s “The Babadook” achieves and succeeds its artistic goals in subtle and brilliant ways.

Amelia (Essie Davis) and her son Samuel (Noah Wiseman) live in a small, peaceful town. Amelia’s husband was killed in a violent car accident while driving Amelia to the hospital to give birth to Samuel seven years ago, and she has buried the trauma deep down in her soul since the night Samuel was born. She clearly has trouble connecting with her son, resenting him for the death of her husband and only being able to associate the memory of his arrival into the world with the unfair departure of her husband.

The really impressive thing about this movie is its ability to appear as your typical suspenseful, dark drama/horror film while quietly conveying so much about what a person goes through when they’re grieving.

As Amelia travels through the five stages of grief (denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance), the element of horror and the entity that is the Babadook itself guide her and add an element of crazy, manic horror that the audience can feel right along with her.Image result for the babadook movie

Although she travels fluidly through all the different stages of grief, denial seems to be the main focus of the film. The Babadook actually embodies the pure, ugly grief Amelia feels for the loss of her husband.

“Don’t go down there, it’s not safe,” Amelia expresses to her son in terror as he begins to walk down the basement steps to where her husband’s things are stored.

So much symbolism!! So cleverly placed!

After Amelia faces her grief in the basement, she really loses it. She begins to have visions of killing her son, and hallucinates a TV program in which the Babadook concocts chaos and violent anarchy through 1920’s-esque cartoons. These images spiral into the murder of their beloved family dog. Once Amelia gets a taste of how therapeutic destruction can be when you’re mourning, she turns to Samuel.

Image result for the babadook movie“I know you don’t love me. The Babadook won’t let you. But I love you, mum. And I always will. You let it in, you have to get it out!” Samuel screams at his mother, who lies mangled in ropes on the floor, restrained after trying to kill her son. Amelia turns over and vomits out black goo. I’m thinking the black goo was meant to be the violent stage of her grief ending? But wait! “You can’t get rid of the Babadook!” Sam is dragged upstairs and the two are further harassed by the Babadook until Amelia screams “you are trespassing in my house!” to which the Babadook slithers on down to the basement where he belongs.Image result for the babadook movie

And there he will stay forever. Amelia feeds him once a year on Samuel’s birthday, which I’m sure you remember is her husband’s death day. Every year she acknowledges her grief, and it hits her like a truck. But she’s reached acceptance, and can move on. However, if she hears or sees something that reminds her of her husband, it will still obviously be difficult. Because, as we know, “if it’s in a word, or it’s in a look, you can’t get rid of the Babadook.”

OKAY, SO. Is this a good Halloween movie? Honestly, no.
It’s an excellent film. It pulls off so much, more than I could ever sum up in this review. But Halloween is spooky season, not deep rooted messages conveyed through the art of horror season. Although, your work is greatly admired, Kent! Check out Jennifer Kent’s other mentionable horror movies, short film “Monster” (2005), and “The Nightingale” (2018).